Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

(Source: cunt3r-parts)

Posted 1 week ago

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Posted 1 week ago
kittiezandtittiez:

That awkward moment when your cat is way sexier than you’ll ever be

kittiezandtittiez:

That awkward moment when your cat is way sexier than you’ll ever be

Posted 1 week ago

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

(Source: autotrophe)

Posted 1 week ago

foreverkindofllove:

easybakedjewoven:

i cant even write with a pencil

This. Is. Amazing.

(Source: theamericankid)

Posted 1 week ago

kissykissbangbang:

"We’re having mashed potatoes with dinner."

Posted 1 week ago

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago